After serving three days in the 'big house', Paris Hilton, apparently due to 'medical reasons' has been released from jail and will finish her 40-day sentence from home under house arrest.
A Hilton under house arrest? This can't be punishment.
Candy suggests that the little skank-a-doo serve her time in my NYC apartment. I have 2 gallons of paint for my bedroom that need to go up on the walls. My bathroom could use a good cleaning, and I'm home at 2pm for lunch every day. I like my tunafish on whole wheat with lettuce and tomato.
Serve your time, bitch! Martha had to serve...so should you!!!
Mama needs a cocktail. But y'all don't worry, I have the common sense not to get behind the wheel.
xoxo,
Candy
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